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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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