you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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