So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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