quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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