Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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