Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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