Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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