I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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