No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
