my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Randomize