Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
