They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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