i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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