Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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