OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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