Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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