S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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