ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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