so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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