May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
