it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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