Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
True but thats because hes a fetus.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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