New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He has the fingertips of a God
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