Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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