That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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