so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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