What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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