I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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