when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He? As in you personified your dick?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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