I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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