i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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