Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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