She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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