I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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