Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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