Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
id be glad to
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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