I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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