I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
