i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need to calm my uterus...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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