you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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