the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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