You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
And then my night got REAL pukey
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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