Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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