I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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