did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
