Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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