your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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