I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
