So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just gift wrapped bread.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize