And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
