school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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