Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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