forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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