let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
